This really tickles my toes..

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

Looking for a friend on facebook, I came across a girl that is currently attending Liberty University (where I was as a resident student but currently finishing up through the distance learning program)

(should I block her face? can I go to jail?!?)
Blogging friends, meet Shanta Clause.
I wonder when she was in grade school if the kids were excited when she was "coming down the slide" (get it, slide..not chimney!!)

Have you met any (okay I haven't met her, but whatever!) not-so-ordinary-named people? And the celebrity baby names..don't get me started on them!!

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Dave & I stay in a lot.. but it isn't really by choice. I work from home & am completing my undergrad online, while Dave is completing his masters. We're a bunch of nerds. That is why you all don't get to see many of our adventures, because..well because we don't go on them!! We are trying to do at least one fun thing out of the house a week.

This past weekend we went to the VA State Fair!

As we were walking up to the fair seeing all of the rides I was totally pumped saying, "I am going to ride everything!" These two pictures of Dave & I were taken right before our first ride. The TEACUPS. I thought we would ease into the rides, you know..do not want to do the worst one first.

Let me tell you. This was NOT the teacups I remember. This was TEACUPS from HELL. When the ride started I was like "this is fun" but then it started spinning really really really fast..and wouldn't stop spinning. I kept saying I didn't feel good and thought I was going to throw up..this is how our conversation on the teacups went:

Me: I hate this ridddddeee
David: Close your eyes
Me: My eyes ARE closed
David: Put your head back
Me: My head is back!!! I want to get offf!

I am so glad I did not throw up. I have never felt worse on a ride. On a silly fair ride nonetheless! ****I just realized something. I did go to the doctor on Friday and I DID get antibiotics for the UTI. Strong ones. That is probably why I got so sick. Duh Megan. Okay, so now that we all know not to go ride crazy rides while on antibiotics, we can move on.

After getting off the teacups my head hurt and I felt nauseated. In fact, I felt sick until I woke up on Sunday morning.
I didn't want to ride anything else after getting off the devil's cups, but thought the Ferris Wheel was pretty harmless!

David is scared of heights.
I don't know why he said we could get on this.
I promise I am not laughing at him in this picture.
I promise I did not take it purely for the purpose to show you all.
I do think it is super super cute.
& I have learned that it is not "nice" to laugh at your hubs.

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Sex (need I say more?)

That's right folks, today I am talking about sex.

The thing I do not understand about sex is...why can it not freely be talked about? Granted, it is a private matter between two people (unless you're into the other "sort of thing") But STILL.. ALL adults do it..and on a somewhat regular basis (Well, and a lot of kids now a days too..Geez Louise)

I love sex.
Most certainly, not sex with some random joe schmoe.
Sex with David.
Is the Best. Ever.
There- .I.said.it.
Now we can move to the funny story, right?

The most embarrassing moment with David has to be the time we were (well you know..its what this whole post is about) and something just sounded, weird. Squishy, even. Well at the end I am getting up and a huge WERID noise comes from down there. I think the word is so gross that I am not going to say it. Dave & I just look at each other as I am clasping myself with my hand because I dont want it to happen again.. and we laugh. As I am laughing it happens again and again. David made a comment about the "air jets busting" or something. Either way, I hate it when that happens. All I can say is at least we can find humor in it. If we didn't, I think I would have sworn off sex forever.

Side note: I wish that I had "saved myself" for David. Even if we had to go through the "this is really awkward and I don't really like it" phase. The meaning behind it would have been worth it by far.

I am not going to ask you to share a funny sex story, because some people would consider that extrememly rude. But if you want, go ahead!

Too Funny.

Logging on to myspace today
Saw a comment to me from this guy:

The comment:
"hello megg have really heard to much from you lately so how are things and as you can see im a man now yeah im starting to look pretty good or so ive heard or someones playing a mean joke hahaha lol"

omgIamgoingtohavesomuchfunwiththis.

Firstly, I went to highschool with his OLDER sister who was YOUNGER than me..so that makes him...what, not even an adult now? --Thanks, but I don't want to go to jail--

Secondly, I think he's like 5ft. tall. If.That.

Thirdly, "..and as you can see im a man now" should I EVEN comment on that one? Have you seen Dave? Now, HE is a man. He could use you as a toothpick, buddy. And also on my third point, who the hell says something like that?? I can see that you're a man...whatttt? (And that makes the first time I have ever cussed on my blog. Guess i'm not so innocent anymore. hehe)

Fourthly, I hope you are "starting to look good" because you used to remind me of a starved rat.

Finally, I am not even going to touch on correcting that grammer.

Am I mean? Possibly. Ok, Yes.
But--who sends someone a comment like that?

Feeling Guilty.

I have always been proud of myself in the fact that I have never stolen anything. Not even as a child. So tell me WHY the other day, when I was paying for my overpriced sub did I say that I did not want a fountain drink. I then thought, "Oh yes I do, but you're going to look dumb and probably explain way to much about how you said you didn't but now you do in fact want that cup for soda."

Me. An Adult. Stole. The. Cup. And. Filled. It. With. Diet. Coke.
..and a lemon

I could have filled it with water, and not have felt guilty, but I sucked down that Diet Coke & Lemon with a smile.

How bad is that?