Why is it that the few times I forget to make sure the toilet paper is in the holder when i'm using a public restroom--that it's then that it is always EMPTY!? Not only that, but there's no one else in the bathroom! So, do I wait and see if someone will come in? Sure, for about a minute--then I and do the drip dry and run to a different stall to get some fresh 2-ply, only as soon as I come out of the stall I exposed myself to the older lady who also had to use the restroom.
Why is it that whenever I go to the store I always get the broken cart? Seriously, today, it was a workout just to get around the store because the wheel was messed up. To make it worse I refuse to go back and get a different cart so by the time I leave the grocery store i'm sore and winded AND embarrassed.. although if the lady saw me again in the store she wouldn't have recognized me without my pants down.