Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Cause sometimes I embarrass myself.

Why is it that the few times I forget to make sure the toilet paper is in the holder when i'm using a public restroom--that it's then that it is always EMPTY!? Not only that, but there's no one else in the bathroom! So, do I wait and see if someone will come in? Sure, for about a minute--then I and do the drip dry and run to a different stall to get some fresh 2-ply, only as soon as I come out of the stall I exposed myself to the older lady who also had to use the restroom.

Why is it that whenever I go to the store I always get the broken cart? Seriously, today, it was a workout just to get around the store because the wheel was messed up. To make it worse I refuse to go back and get a different cart so by the time I leave the grocery store i'm sore and winded AND embarrassed.. although if the lady saw me again in the store she wouldn't have recognized me without my pants down.

15 comments:

Jenny.Lee said...

You are too funny! (I know exactly what you mean!)

Brett Alexandra said...

Are you serious?! I kid you not, the same exact thing happened to me the other day. I went into Walmart and got stuck with a gimp wheel on my shopping cart. It stopped working while I was using it. So I was pushing and realized that I would not be able to go throughout the whole store like that. I ended up taking it back. That is so funny it happened to you too. Loving the boudoir pics!

Jules said...

Ha! I thought I was the only one that constantly got the broken cart. No matter where I go, Target, grocery store...it is always broken.

I also cannot stand when I forget to do the tp check before I use the bathroom.

Leigh said...

Oh no! That bites. I'm so sorry. At least a makes a funny post.

How funny that your hubby is a jmu duke too. Both my husband and I are dukes. In fact we got married on the quad.

Jon and Steph said...

Oh my gaw, so embarrassing! I have so been in a stall when this happened but luckily made it to another safely without exposing myself!

C said...

Ahaha!! You are definitely not the only one!!

healthy ashley said...

I don't know why those things happen, but you made me laugh!

Jenny.Lee said...

I left you something on my blog!

THE Stephanie said...

LOL... that's horrible!

Tara Gibson said...

haha your not the only one! I absolutely hate broken carts!

Michele said...

Oh I know what you mean about the broken carts! Our walmart never has any new ones and my arms get so sore pushing them old things around. Plus everyone can hear me coming down the aisles because of the noise they make!

Hugz,
Michele

Lindsey said...

Haha I always feel like I get the broken cart too!

USCEmily said...

I always get a busted cart, as well! It either makes a noise, or the wheel doesn't work right, or SOMETHING! I can take out 4 in a row and they're all that annoying!!

Lucky in Love said...

Oh my gosh...I've totally been in the same bathroom situation! What do you do??

Employee No. 3699 said...

Bwahaha. That was too funny!