Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Do's & Please don't ever do that again.

Do.. go to the gym
Don't.. go to the gym if you have gas. When I walked in & got smacked in the face with a smell that not even your mother would love, it was really hard for me to exercise. How I didn't just walk out is a mystery- honestly, I didn't want to hurt your feelings. At the time you "let it out" you were the only one in there, but then I came, and I knew you were slightly embarrassed by the look on your face when I walked in so I just hopped on the treadmill hoping the stench would pass quickly. I honestly thought I was going to pass out due to the lack of oxygen because I was trying not to breathe. I thought the smell would go away, but no, it wasn't a one time thing with you- You kept passing gas! (I never say the F word-it's just gross).

20 comments:

Gwen said...

LMAO!!! What is it about working out that makes some people so relaxed. I took a yoga class once and thought I was going to die when all of a sudden this older lady just let go. It's wrong in so many ways!! XOXO

Lindsey said...

Ewwwww! So gross!!! Haha!

I agree, I wish we lived closer and could double date. That would be so much fun!!!

Unknown said...

ahahahhaha I thought you were going to say YOU HAD THE GAS ...lol.

Lucky in Love said...

Wow...

I'm speechless... :)

Michele said...

Ewwww....that's just disgusting! I think I would have just turned and walked out.

Hugz,
Michele

Patrice said...

lol!! That is so funny... and so disgusting at the same time!! Gross!

brooke said...

ummm...sad! this is disgusting! and i am with you...i refuse to hear or say the f-equivalent word...just not for my ears!

That Fresh Feeling said...

So can relate to this story....this has happened more than once with us....my hubby and I try to figure out who is the culprit...

Jennifer Owens said...

Haha, that's hilarious!!! I worked out next to someone who had really gross burps once. I swear, I could smell EVERYTHING they had to eat. People can be so gross and inconsiderate sometimes!

JennyLee said...

OMG! Hilarious post!

Kristina P. said...

Sadly, I have farted at the gym. I am sorry.

Lis said...

EWWWWW!!! Omg...you poor thing! Trying to do something good and then that happens - ick!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but..... BWHAHAHHAAAAAAA

Oh the visual I got in my head was priceless!! Thank goodness you did not succumb to the vapors!! Get it! Vapors!! ROFLMAO!!

Unknown said...

i am so sorry you had to experience that, but i was totally cracking up at your post!!! you are hilarious :)

Anonymous said...

HAhahaha, you just made my Tuesday 10x's better. Sorry it happened, but that is hilarious. Good laugh. Next time bring on of those nose pinchers for swimming - that should help.

Whitney said...

Oh gracious - what a travesty! That sounds horrific! Maybe you should bring some nose plugs next time! ;)

Lindsay said...

Oh my goodness, that's horrible! Uh, I don't even go to the gym often enough to experience such a situation but I can imagine!

Jon and Steph said...

EWIE! That's just wrong!

I would have been so embarrassed for that person!

Mrs. S. said...

Poor person that was in there! They probably really thought they were the only one that would be in there. I bet they were mortified!! I definitely have a problem working out when there is an unpleasant odor in the air, that's for sure. Makes it hard to concentrate.

Courtney said...

Haha!! Terrible.. way to go though for sticking out the workout!