Sunday, May 3, 2009

"My loss your gain"

While browsing my local craigslist
I came across some very interesting pieces
and thought I would share.
No need to thank me,
it's my gift to you.

"Stylish airport chairs in great condition, hardly used. Great for studio or loft seating"
..they honestly look like they have never been used! For $150 they can be yours!
While I do see potential for an artsy studio or loft apartment, $150!?!?!


The issue with this is not the $50 price tag, although I would even dispute that, the problem arises when I can't even clearly see the desk. By looking in the mirror the picture is obviously from a phone, and I don't have a problem with that! Lady, here is a tip I learned and will graciously share with you.. clean up the area around whatever object you are selling. [how do people live in that much clutter?]


Oh John Wayne. If only I had the $250 your owner wants I would snatch you up quicker than grits! What is it about you that won't get out of my head?


I would buy this $20 mirror and throw in a cheeseburger so that lady can eat! Perhaps some pants too because those are some awfully weird places for tattoos.


[P.S. This post is obviously a light-hearted post. Do not take it seriously. Do not track the subjects down and feed or clean for them! (i'm even joking with this sentence!) To the anonymous commenter who obviously loves my blog enough to come back- thank you. I decided to write another post tomorrow describing just how fabulous my life is! Thanks for the great idea]

24 comments:

Jenny.Lee said...

Thanks....I think.

:)

Brett Alexandra said...

HAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious. I can't believe someone would actually try and sell that desk and even go as far as thinking someone might want it! Crazy.

Those tats are hilarious too!! Great finds:)
Hope you're having a great weekend!

Kristina P. said...

I never even looked a Craiglist, and now, I don't want to!

New Girl on Post said...

Hilarious! I love it!

Jon and Steph said...

This is hilarious! Funny finds my friend!

Anonymous said...

I think it great that you are mocking peoples lifestyle (the person who lives in, apparently too much clutter for you) and a person's appearance (the woman who, by your standards, it too skinny and her tattoos). I guess it would be a better world if we live and looked like you eh?

Keep up the condescending attitude! It is quite lovely.

Megan said...

To Anonymous. Oh how I LOVE cowardly anonymous comments. Yes, I am hoping that everyone lives JUST LIKE ME--and yes since you mentioned it, the world would be better if everyone looked like me--especially men...it would be Lovely Lovely Lovely!!

Megan said...

...........and-- for the record, I love supper skinny women. She isn't THAT skinny- I prefer them to be like nicole riche at her smallest. Lovely!!

Megan said...

[and by supper I meant SUPER]

Anonymous said...

Ah-ha. Megan, is it? So you think everyone should live and look like you? Hmmm. Okay, Megan's "blog buddies" how do you feel about that? She thinks so highly of herself that she thinks, and I quote, "the world would be better if everyone looked like me".
Well if I ever met a more arrogant, egotistical girl in my life...Also, I wouldn't brag about your life. From the looks of it, or the readings of it (haha), it isn't much to brag about. Please don't make me list them mm-kay.

Megan said...

Anonymous. If you can't tell a joke from your ass i'm sorry! The comments I wrote to you were obviously dripping with sarcasm. And I have a fabulous life!

P.S. Why are you anonymous--can't you have enough guts to post who you are? I have NEVER left an anonymous comment.

Shea said...

Wow. Someone needs a hobby... other than complaining about a personal blog and the owners obviously sarcastic comments. Try knitting or boxing for those built up anger issues.

Megan, some of us are intelligent enough to understand humor and sarcasm. No worries dear!

Lucky in Love said...

Megan...I freaking love your blog and your responses are hilarious :) You sarcasm is totally something I share (and is easily spotted by the way)...but I do have my masters. :)

C said...

HAHA! Great post Megan! This definitely displays the downside of craigslist!!

Sunshinemeg said...

LMAO! Airport chairs?! Expensive airport chairs at that?!?! What is the world coming to? Love it!

Random Musings Of My Life said...

Oh my I thought I was the only one who did this? And then I run with the laptop to the living room and say "honey look at this"

Its terrible

Glamorous Life of a House Wife said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Oh the joys of craigslist. Oh my WORD! HAHA!

Windy City Kelley's said...

That desk is so GROSS!

THE Stephanie said...

LOL... we all get you Megan, no worries!

"J" said...

HA! You are such a TRIP! Love it!!! Funny!!!

Mr. "S" and I always look at Craig's list and just LAUGH at some of the photo's!!!!!!

Kat said...

I had to come back and look at anonymous' comment since you mentioned it on your new post. Too funny. What a dink!
I feel sorry for people who don't have a sense of humor.

Tina:0) said...

I'm with ya... if you're going to leave a comment, at least be brave enough to put a name on it. If you're opinion's are "so right; politically correct".

Come on, annonymous - get a grip & recongnize sarcasm when its SO obvious!

Thanks for the laugh, Megan!

Abby said...

haha- that is hiliarious! those "special finds" are too remarkable beyond words. *cough cough*

Mariah said...

Hey anonymous I bet you are just a peach. Seriously, you sound dreamy