Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Letter..

Dear Lady Across The Street,
Firstly, you have the second cutest dog in the world..behind my Sadie of course. I noticed that when you take your dog out you don't carry bags. I can't think of anything more gross than stepping in a pile of your dogs steaming poo. In fact, I am sure that I have. Twice. Now, I know there are other people here and a lot of them do not carry bags either..but I don't know where they live. Please forgive me in advance if one day you open your door and step in a big pile of poo. Gross, isn't it? I would have done it by now if I could stay up after most people go to sleep. You're lucky. And Gross.

18 comments:

Mrs. Cup said...

hahah!!! Maybe you should slide a note under her door! :)

THE Stephanie said...

yeah, that's gross. and rude.

Lindsey said...

Hahaha great note! I hate when people don't carry bags!

LyndsAU said...

hahaha-that is so gross. people come on!

Glamorous Life of a House Wife said...

Ew! How could people be so....rude!? Ew.!

Mrs. Stilettos said...

TEEHHEHEHEH!!! You tell her, girlfriend!

Amber said...

Too funny!Could you write one for my neighbor???? :0)

countrygirl3031 said...

Yeah that is gross and I've gone up to people with their dogs pooping without a bag, and handed them one. They look so surprised...duh!

Hugz,
Michele

Rachel said...

Did you leave the note on their door?

Sweet Simplicity said...

HAHA! Your note is so funny! But I would be angry too if I stepped in her dog's poo.

Inspired Kara said...

AMEN, HALLELUJAH, SING A SONG! I just almost stepped in poop yesterday. UGH! Come on people!!!!

Kristina P. said...

I wonder if that's my same neighbor who rides along in the car, while walking the dog along beside it.

New Girl on Post said...

Leave a flaming bag of poo on her front door! Gross I know..but effective!

Mrs.B said...

ha! This gave me a good laugh. I have never been somewhere large enough that the dogs can't be in your own yard to go, but if I were I can imagine the disgust, yucky!

Lump said...

oh set your alarm and do it!

The most annoying thing to me is the people who let their dogs crap right by the "dog baggy" station and then they DO NOT PICK IT UP. There's a damn bag inches away, but no, they are way too lazy.

Mrs. S. said...

Nice...some people have no consideration.

Kat said...

Amen!
I can't stand irresponsible pet owners. Grrr.

"J" said...

HA!!!!!!!!!!!! You freaking CRACK me up!!!!!!!!!!

DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

Come on DO IT!!!!

Then take a pic and blog it!!!!! lol

Leave a note too!!!!!

HA!!!!!!!

She is just GROSS!!!! She doesn't even need a dog if she is going to act like that!!!!

The apartments I use to live in even had poop bag and you know there were people that were TOOOOOOO LAZY to pick teh poop up!!!! Sad but true!!!! It pissed me off!!!!!!