Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Cannot believe i'm spilling this...


This morning I took my super cute Sadie baby out to do her business like I always do, and after she finished (and I scoop it up in my cute little pink doggiedoo bags) I noticed a piece didn't exactly come off.. yes folks she had a d i n g l e b e r r y. (I spaced it out because I do NOT want people coming to my blog typing that weird stuff in google!). I didn't want it coming in the house and falling on my carpet (grossssss!) So I did what any good and loving dog owner would do..
I made her run, and run, and RUN!
Trying to make it fall off
But every time she passed me it was almost as if it (yes the d i n g l e b e r r y) was getting more embedded and laughing at me! (kidding on this part) But it wouldn't go away!
So I flicked it off, Ok.
Now, if I were smarter --or even just "smart"-- I would have used another doggie doo bag..but I guess I don't make the big bucks for thinking. (I could have used a leaf, a stick..ANYTHING! I could have even picked her up scraped her butt across the ground--but alas i'm just not that smart.)

And there we have it folks
and absolute meaningless post
about my dogs butt.

Mom, i'm sorry my life has come to this.

22 comments:

Glamorous Life of a House Wife said...

I think it's HILARIOUS that you made him run to get it off. Sounds JUST like something I would come up with. So funny.

Lucky in Love said...

Oh my gosh...this is too funny! I would've love to have seen you trying to figure out what to do...and then actually do what you did :) Ha!

Kristina P. said...

Haha! Too funny. ANd gross.

Windy City Kelley's said...

hee hee, I think every dog owner has had this happen to them once or twice! :)

Gwen said...

LMAO!!! The word dingleberry makes me laugh hysterically!!! XOXO

Kyla said...

Ohhh my goodness!!! Eric would def be in charge in this situation :)

Jules said...

Hysterical! I've had the same thing happen and I am just totally picturing this.

B said...

HAHAHAHA. You're a true doggy mom, I tell ya!

Nicole Marie said...

hahahah i am so glad i'm not the only one who has to deal with poppy dog butts!! the things we do for our furry creatures!

Jon and Steph said...

You had my husband and I cracking up this morning! Thanks for that, this is definitely a way to start the day, with a good laugh!

Young said...

This is very funny. I wish I saw you contemplating what to do.

Tasha said...

Hahaha! Don't feel alone! Tucker has this long fur, and well, sometimes he gets them too! What a coincidence you posted this, because RIGHT before I came inside to the computer and read this, I had to wrestle him onto his back and hold his leg still so I could cut one out of his fur.... EW!

Mrs. S. said...

Oh, the things we do for our pets!

Mrs. Smith said...

Love it! I wish I could say that I haven't done this, but...

The Pink Chick said...

You are too funny! I can't quit laughing!

C said...

Oh. My. Gosh. You seriously cracked me up! Glad you got the 'situation' taken care of girl! ;)

The Preppy Polka Dot said...

I've had that problem with Roxie before...that's all I'm going to say.


:):)

Tara Gibson said...

haha your hilarious. i think i have been in the SAME situation with my sadie

My Home - My Life said...

This has happend way to often with my dig as well. If hubby is home, I yell for him and make him do the dirty work. If not, I grab a paper towel and do it myself (I have a 7lb. dog so "it" is small). What we do for our dogs! hehe

Princess Abigail said...

Yes, but its so funny a story! You really FLICKED it? With your bare fingers? EEEUW! How brave! I would have probably got out the garden hosepipe or something!

Seaside Prep said...

you are one amazing puppy momma!

Jenny.Lee said...

HAHAHAH that is too freaking funny!!!