Wednesday, September 10, 2008

To My Love <3

Dearest David,

Stop "flopping" into bed. At least your funny and tried at least 5x last night to get into bed without breaking it. Even though every time you flopped more than the time before..jerk ;) I say that with love. It always wakes me up when you flop into bed and i'm already sleeping. Even when I am awake and you let all of your body weight hit the bed like a ton of bricks, I still get annoyed. Is it that hard to crawl into bed?

Also.. You know I don't like your leg hairs on me when I sleep. They make me too hot. Maybe you should shave them? ..But even then, sadly, I don't think I would want them on me. I like my space. You like to cuddle, it's cute. Really it is, for about 5 minutes until I am ready to go to sleep.

Another thing, I really don't mind that you wake up at 5somethinginthemorning to get ready to go to work. Afterall, I happily go back to sleep until 9AM until it is time for me to turn on my computer and get to work. And I think it is SUPER cute that you come and lay beside me every morning (to tell me you love me and you'll be home after work)with your wonderful smelling breath and clean shaven face, but please forgive me for not wanting to talk. I'm half asleep and I know what my breath smells like in the morning. If I had a (oh no, what is that stupid doll called that you talk through it and don't move your own mouth?!?) Well, if I had ONE OF THOSE, I would do that.

Finally, my love, when I got up this morning to pee-at like 6AM-and you said "would you wash your hands please?" as I was walking back to bed..I am sorry if I was rude by saying "I DONT WANT TO..THE COLD WATER WILL WAKE ME UP, GOSH!!" But I washed my hands. Didn't I? You know that I hardly ever wash my hands after I use the bathroom, especially in my own house. I don't see the point, unless I get a little pee on them or something. What is it about washing your hands after you go to the bathroom? I totally use enough toilet paper so that no pee drippage gets on me.

But we'll make this whole sleeping arrangement/bathroom ettiquitte work.

I love you.
<3
Megan

20 comments:

Jenn said...

Hahaha. Isn't marriage great?! (o: It's so funny to see quirks like that - there are still things about my husband's bedroom/bathroom etiquette that I don't quite understand either.

I'm the one in the marriage who doesn't put the toilet paper back on the dispenser and just leave it there. Heh.

Glamorous Life of a House Wife said...

Oh this cracks me up!! HAHA! My husband always tells me to wash my hands too!! We are not like them though - we do not TOUCH anything. Hilarious post.

Employee No. 3699 said...

I agree with you on the hand washing. I totally use more than enough toilet paper to not get anything on my hands.

You didn't mention anything about snoring...so count your blessings there.

Melissa Ellen said...

hahah - this was funny! please don't shave! i won't be looking at his legs, but I bet you'll be running out a razors and that will lead to some problems :)

I LOVE MEAT TOO. Just recently though - I've realized I don't feel well after eating it and I put way too much thought into it after the fact. I jsut decided to cut it out (except fish) in hopes of getting healthier. Animal proteins are hard for your kidneys to break down...and I may be giving one up rather soon...

Well, have a great day. Keep the fun posts coming!

Patrice said...

lol! You crack me up! I do the same thing about not washing my hands... but I always feel obligated when someone is around b/c I don't want them to think I'm gross or something!! haha
Anyway, thanks for the add to the blogroll, I am extremely flattered!! :) Also, so looking forward to your package!! I am sending yours out this weekend as well, well probably Monday since the P.O. @ school is only open really early in the AM on Sat & closed Sun, but w/e!

I'm off to add you to my blogroll!! :)

Meg said...

I with you on the handwashing thing. I use enough toilet paper and I don't touch myself.

Rachel said...

OMG...how funny; i have to pee now just reading it! My hubby is like you and doesn't cuddle when it come so sleeping; he said he can't fall alsleep or maybe he is drowning in my drool all over his chest...sorry I am laughing so hard right now! Yo da bomb girl!

My home - My life said...

HAHA love your post and your thoughts! I can relate to some of them... I love to cuddle w/ my hubby but there is just no way is comfortable to sleep like that. After 2 years of marriage, we have come to that conclusion. Now we cuddle and then part ways...

My home - My life said...

Oh and what do you do that you work from home? I am 100% jealous! I would LOVE to work from home...

Weeksie50 said...

I love your blog. You always crack me up..

Becky

Lizzz said...

Man -- this is funny. Tommy tosses and turns every night before falling asleep -- it's like his way of falling asleep. SO frustrating! Sometimes I'm already asleep and all his moving around wakes me up! Or I'm *almost* there -- and then -- not so much. Thankyouverymuch, Tommy.

OH and I'm with you on the TP. I ALWAYS use plenty so guard my hands! haha.

THE Stephanie said...

OMG I think I love you and I don't even know you! lol

Could you be channeling me and my husband? I'm so confused... yet laughing too hard to try and figure it out.

countrygirl3031 said...

OMG...this is too funny. I totally agree about the hand washing...if we were touching something, that might be a different story...eww. I am thankful that you didn't mention snoring...because I wouldn't wish that on ANYONE. Glenn does it so loud that I hear him with my iPod headphones on...and it turned up way loud...then he wakes up and tells me it's too loud and it wakes him up...sheesh.

Hugz,
Michele

Mamarazzi said...

FABULOUS post...seriously! i did a post about my honey and out bed habits not too long ago. i can totally relate!

thanks for stopping by my blog. ANd for leaving such a nice compliment (wow). i love new bloggy friends so i am going to add you to my reader and check back in so i can soak up your bloggy goodness!

Princess Abigail said...

Good girl Megan!

Isn't it difficult being perfect???!!!

You are definately a fellow Princess, my dear friend!!!

Luv ya!!!

Melissa Ellen said...

i needa blog post TODAY!

please help me dear Megan!

Inspired Kara said...

You are cracking me up!!!

I am the exact same way with cuddling. Exactly.

Princess Abigail said...

Germs are good for you.
They make you strong.
Why wash your hands and make yourself weak????

Tanya said...

LOl! So funny! I can definitely relate!

artisticace'smom said...

You guys need a tempurpedic type bed. You can jump on one side, and do NOT feel any movement on the other. It's been helpful for us.
We have a knock off brand, with a quilted liner, but they work great.
A bad side effect would be that you may have trouble leaving it in the morning to get some work done.